Marko's Blog

The Dentist office

 I was in the waiting room on my phone checking the e-mail and this patient came out one of the rooms and she sees me…she is kinda old and fat…..and she goes HEY, put THAT phone AWAY!

…I just looked at her and said, uhhhhh OK pffffftt

then she said, I don’t care who you are, did u see josh duhammell or watever got arrested cause he would not turn off his phone…..your phone could be messing with their equipment here

….I just sat there with the….are you serious face?

then she went on and talked about how this lady brought a dog on an airplane and the dog got out and bit someone….she is gonna get fined big time in the hundreds of thousands of dollars cause they had to land the plane early to get her and the dog off. Do you know how much money she will owe?

…..and I said….No, I think you must be mistaken

then the dental hygienist came in the waiting room and called my name…In my head I said thank god.

…….that should be in the new iPhone commercial…….iPhone…it gets you into fights with old bitter people.

Pizza order

My Dad and I wanted to try a local pizza place….so my dad calls and this female picks up the phone and he orders the Greek style pizza….he says thank you and as he is moving the phone away from his face he says, wow she sounded really hot….then he hung up the phone.

Softball game

My mom wants to come to the game to see what type of “wusses” we are and why we cannot win…she also wants to be in the stands cheering…”MARKO, Hittah da BOLL, ide Marko Hittah da BOLL!”

Air Conditioning

Yesterday we ran the air conditioning and my Dad told me this….

How could you do THAT?!? Why did you fart with the air conditioning on God Dammit?!? Now the whole house is going to smell and we cant open the windows!!

Rock Band

I am borrowing my brothers Xbox….my mom came into the room and told me to, ” stop whacking off those drums already!”

Smelly room

My mom told me last night before I went to tgif, “your room smells…maybe that is why you do not have a girlfriend, because they do not want be with a stinky guy like you”

-I just have bud luck with women, my last four pregnant ex girlfriends got lost at sea in a sailing accident.

Can we watch?

[I walk through the door and am greeted by my parents]

Dad: Where did you come from?

Me: Joseph, Marko, and I were playing softball.

Dad: When’s your first game?

Me: End of July

Dad: Can your mom and I watch?

Me: No.

Dad: What? Why not?

Mom: Come on Jon, let us watch. It should be fun.

Me: I were in say, 6th grade, sure come watch. But for god sake I’m 23 and I’m playing with my friends that are all as old and older than I am.

Dad: Aww man, I want to watch. This is at the softball field off 237?

Me: *sigh* Yes.

Tahoe Trip

Going to Tahoe this weekend. As I’m packing clothes my mother tells me to pack extra underwear in case I poop myself. Thanks mother.

summer heat

I just had an Otter Pop…reminds me of when i was younger…I have not had one since I was thirteen…..They taste just as good as I remember….now all I need is James bond 007 for the N64 and my flashback would be complete. =)